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Dear John,

By the time you read this, I'll be gone. I'm sorry for doing this but, it's for the best. I know this might comes
as a bit of a shock to you - especially because things have been going so well. But I'm sorry? I just need
freedom. I think you're great, but I don't think we're right for each other. First of all, we're not compatible.
You're a Leo, and I'm not. You like long walks on the beach, you eat noisily, and enjoy televised sports,
and I don't like any of these things. Your favorite TV program is 台灣龍捲風, and your favorite band is
F4. Do you even know what my favorite program or band is? I once asked you what color my eyes are
and you said "White". Anyway, I want to date other people. But you know what? I still want to be friends.
We can totally talk once a year . We had some good times, or so I think. But please, don't despair like
last time. That means no crying. And look - I won't even make an issue out of the $100 you owe me, or
the fact that you auctioned our lovely dog. So take care of yourself - and good luck.

Stop Calling Me,

Alice

P.S. I faked every orgasm.


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