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切記莫夢幻啊 
不過無意中
老紅又露了一招
他的意思是說
在誠品內物色到正妹之後
不小心東西掉在正妹身邊
藉機搭訕但是不要要電話之類的
接著趕快跑出誠品門口
躲在 街頭的轉角處
紅: 小姐你好眼熟
女: 
紅: 剛剛不好意思,我們真有緣啊,真是幸運啊
女: 想跟我要電話啊,別來這招,早說嘛,給你 28825252
紅: 
從此過著幸福快樂的日子
以上劇情純屬虛構
若有雷同
純屬抄襲 |
嘿不知不覺就曝露出自己的缺點了。
怎麼我記得的是：
「小姐妳好眼熟。妳是我國小同學？」
「我是你國小老師。」
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