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作者鋼彈專用機
女人幫 
A女：紅紅，今天我想去麥X勞！
老紅：好啊！我載妳去 
B女：紅紅，今天我想去肯X基！
老紅：好啊  ！我陪妳去
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OL：老紅，你看我今天這衣服漂不漂亮？
老紅：很一般啊。
OL：要死了人家特地挑的耶。
老紅：我是說什麼衣服穿到妳身上都變成很一般了，因為人家只會注意你晶瑩剔透的眼睛，潔白無瑕的臉龐，飄逸秀麗的長髮和火辣完美的身材，誰還會在意妳身上的衣服。
OL： "啪！"
老紅：.......(淚)
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