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作者aug0123
以下為個人異想天開的做法,請各位大大幫忙更正
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因為過於閉署
常常錯失很多機會
內心也常常在掙扎
例一 搭訕
坐公車一個漂亮妹妹上來
A惡魔:過去搭訕啊...
A天使:不要啦!這樣是破壞校譽
A惡魔:你不過去才是破壞校譽咧
A天使:要不然這樣好了,下兩站若他還沒下車在打算
結果....一連過了五六站還是駐足不前 
A惡魔:還不只如此,上一次有一個跟你一起下車你也不敢 
例二 被搭訕
詳細情形省略
女:你人真好
A木頭  傻笑)
女:等等你要去哪
A木頭:我回家吧
A惡魔:你TMD的白痴啊
例三 被表白
女:你當我男朋友好嗎?
A木:你別開玩笑了
女:我說真的
A木:你別鬧了
A惡魔:你TMD的白痴啊 ,先答應再說啊
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說到公車就想到以前，啊∼∼我也是俗辣 
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