Dear John Letter (現代版)
 

網路上看到覺得還滿好玩的...:laugh:

Dear John,

By the time you read this, I'll be gone. I'm sorry for doing this but, it's for the best. I know this might comes
as a bit of a shock to you - especially because things have been going so well. But I'm sorry? I just need
freedom. I think you're great, but I don't think we're right for each other. First of all, we're not compatible.
You're a Leo, and I'm not. You like long walks on the beach, you eat noisily, and enjoy televised sports,
and I don't like any of these things. Your favorite TV program is 台灣龍捲風, and your favorite band is
F4. Do you even know what my favorite program or band is? I once asked you what color my eyes are
and you said "White". Anyway, I want to date other people. But you know what? I still want to be friends.
We can totally talk once a year . We had some good times, or so I think. But please, don't despair like
last time. That means no crying. And look - I won't even make an issue out of the $100 you owe me, or
the fact that you auctioned our lovely dog. So take care of yourself - and good luck.

Stop Calling Me,

Alice

P.S. I faked every orgasm.


出處

有繁中版的嗎? :ase

最後兩句最好笑吧…哈…

不過我也不知道前面是有什麼好笑的＠＠？　除了…眼晴是白色的那個…

哈，不錯啦∼

撲.....好狠的P.S.

原始的版本是怎樣? :confused:

======================
看到了 :ase

可是不大一樣吧 (笑點)

那個PS真的很狠

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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A Dear John?s letter – Skeeter Davis

Dear John, Oh, how I hate to write
Dear John, I must let you know tonight
That my love for you has died
And tonight I wed another, Dear John
I was overseas in battle when the postman came to me.
He handed me a letter, and I was just happy as I could be.
Could the fighting was all over and the battles,
They'd all been won.
But then I opened up the letter and it started "Dear John."
Will you please send back my picture?
Cause my husband wants it now when I tell you who I'm wedding
You won't care Dear anyhow.
And it hurts me so to tell you that my love for you has gone
And tonight I wed your brother, Dear John.

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