作者chalice

不是我翻的，轉自 PTT 網友 willytai 的大作

以下翻譯可能不適合每個人的觀點(文辭略粗俗)


Steel Panther - party all day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMA9-tx6Z6U
(日本就不敢露奶)

When I was only three,
當拎背三歲的時候
My mama said to me,
馬迷就跟我說
"Don't go screwin' a skanky hor,
不要去督那些機掰的婊子
Or you're gonna get VD"
不然你會需要老畜生中醫診所唷

When I was seventeen,
當拎背腫脹到十七歲
I boned a cooky bitch
我督了個母狗兒
A couple days later, my balls swelled up,
過幾天我的蛋蛋變鴕鳥蛋了耶！！
And my croth began to itch
而且香港腳好像長到該逼上了勒！

But that's when I totally knew,
但我現在完全知道
What God wanted me to do,
上帝要拎杯衝殺小了！

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
歐歐...