剛才去市場買老婆愛吃的豬耳朵切片，遇到一位久違的女老師，講了幾句話我趕快落跑！
因為她當年企圖染指我..............

那是在高中的英文演講裡，參賽人都要選一篇文章甚至一首歌詞上台我選的是..........

Glory Of Love - Peter Cetera


Tonight it's very clear
As we're both lying here
There's so many things I wanna say
I will always love you
I would never leave you alone

Sometimes I just forget
Say things I might regret
It breaks my heart to see you crying
I don't wanna lose you
I could never make it alone

I am a man who will fight for your honor
I'll be the hero you're dreaming of
We'll live forever
Knowing together
That we did it all for the glory of love

You keep me standing tall
You help me through it all
I'm always strong when you're beside me
I have always needed you
I could never make it alone

I am the man who will fight for your honor
I'll be the hero
You've been dreaming of
We'll live forever
Knowing together that we did it all
for the glory of love

It's like a knight in shining armor
From a long time ago
Just in time I will save the day
Take you to my castle far away

I am the man who will fight for your honor
I'll be the hero that your dreaming of
We're gonna live for ever
Knowing together
That we did it all for the glory of love

We'll live forever
Knowing together
That we did it all for the glory of love
We did it all for love

___________________________________________

雖然小弟只得第三名，但我不知道台下整整比我大二十幾歲一位女評審老師聽得落淚，
事後她找上我，問我缺不缺女友？？？

連我要畢業時也還很關心我

不過我跟大家保證，我的第一次沒有栽在她身上

_______________________________________________

但這首歌，也是我對Virginia許下的承諾

女老師會把你當豬耳朵切片吃了

死不了的，我現在全身好好地

所以說！！！∼∼　　栽在這老師身上的不是第一次？

亂講！我跟女老師根本沒有任何肢體接觸。

我第一次跌倒是在大學時期，話說怎麼會有人那麼乾？？？

這是我交其他女友才發現，第一任女友真是冷冷冷

那英文老師也算是你的啟蒙老師囉∼

要來個番外篇嗎
((伸手))

我現在想要稿費

那位天才還真是標準的欺善怕惡

惡人待有餓人治

版大肚子餓了吧

來塊大餅吧