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 你讓我想到HOBA兄，我一直很好奇滿臉橫肉那女醫師會不會很親切的打招呼 |
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Kenny the Rooster
Well, Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny. The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk. I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle. Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the Hen house and Kenny took off like a shot. WHAM!- Kenny nails every hen in the hen house- three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Kenny is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer". |
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2019-11-02, 01:20 AM
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2019-11-02, 02:04 AM
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真是巧合,可能是吃炎藥吃多了,我前天開始有胃痛,胃酸週期異常...
雖然個人平常幾乎不曾胃痛,而且本來就是飯後吃藥, 但是既然發生了,還是改變一下吃藥的形式... 日本的胃乳不錯用,幾乎2-3天就見效根治... 能弄到跑醫院,樓主還是要懂得自己照顧身體...
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2019-11-02, 02:40 AM
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專業！ 怎麼感覺好像007的劇情。 偽裝生病，混進去醫院偷取處女 |
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2019-11-02, 06:06 AM
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HOBA兄啥意思？不太懂。 她那時很親切的問我需要幫忙嗎，我以為她要我去檢查，看了一下站牌才愣住。 我從小一直到當兵都常被說長得像女生，連問路認錯性別的都有，可是都已經大叔了應該不會認錯才對啊。 祝你身你康復啊，多保重。 
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滿招損 謙受益 此文章於 2019-11-02 07:47 AM 被 darkangel 編輯. |
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2019-11-02, 07:46 AM
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十二指腸潰瘍。
照有感胃鏡真的不是很好受，醫生說可能是飲食不正常或者壓力引起的， 現在可以進食流質食物，要等吃藥看出血狀況之後才能看看怎樣。  |
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2019-11-02, 10:30 AM
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我照過幾次 其實還好，只有進出喉嚨時比較不適 難怪深吞只有迷片才會上演  只是十二指腸潰瘍那還好 飲食要改善了，不要老是吃那麼重鹹 要吃清(純)淡點... |
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2019-11-02, 12:43 PM
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祝早日康復！
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2019-11-02, 12:57 PM
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