下面第一集最後拉斯馮提爾講話的字幕（網路抓的，應該不會是亂翻之類的... ）

Maybe the hole was open too long.

---從這開始沒錯吧?---

Yes, the gateway to the
Kingdom is certainly opening.

Mary has gone home,
Judith has had her baby,
plans have been carried out
and conclusions reached.

Yet it seems more like
a new beginning than an end.

Maybe this troubles you.
Maybe what we've shown you
troubles you.

Don't be afraid.
Keep your eyes and ears open
and all we can do is try
to scare you with stage blood.

It's only when you avert your face
that we've got you.

Behind closed eyes
is where the real horror begins.

One simple,
practical problem remains.

How are we going to proceed
with these people, these intrigues?

How is the history of the Kingdom
to be continued?

Everything points
to the same simple solution:
we'll use our heads.

My name is Lars von Trier and I
wish you all a very good evening.

If you want to see us at the
Kingdom again, stay prepared
to take the Good with the Evil!

片頭曲超棒的~~

我是一群人在一起看完第一集，
實在不太敢一個人看第二集......雖然說是好笑到不太恐怖，但還是有點恐怖..嗚