作者我是湯姆

非常不能苟同這位名師的論調!
當年搞婚外情玩蔡小姐的時候, 我就不信她不懂他的幽默!

作者prelude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw&ob=av3e


You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset
She's going off about something that you said
She doesnt get your humour like I do

I'm in the room, its a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesnt like
And she'll never know your story like I do

But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find
That what you're lookin for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me
You belong with me

Walkin the streets with you in your worn out jeans
I cant help ...

作者tn601374

有錢 想要換幾個老婆都可以
只要肯分財產就行
愛的時候 啥都會懂
不愛的時候 連一句話都不想聽