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加入日期: Aug 2005 您的住址: 阿宅小阿姨的隔壁
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問：三隻羊好吃嗎？ 答：教育改革成功 問：三隻羊好吃嗎？ 答：What is your name? 問：三隻羊好吃嗎？ 答：我愛上了某人. 問：三隻羊好吃嗎？ 答：你很杜正勝耶. 結論： 問：三隻羊不是丁丁嗎？ 答：那是杜正勝. 
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2007-05-29, 02:31 AM
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咦 好像只能聊一下耶,接下來就無法輸入了?
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2007-05-29, 02:43 AM
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USER: 同花可以打得過葫蘆嗎?
George:除非你老爸變成了兔子. USER: 地球是很危險地 George:趕快回火星去吧. 不知道是誰教的....
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2007-05-29, 02:46 AM
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我一直按NEW.
發現對方問的第一句. 大多都是Are you female? XD |
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2007-05-29, 02:59 AM
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加入日期: Mar 2006 您的住址: 葉子的故鄉
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試過了...............我一直問他「三隻羊好吃嗎？」 它真回我一句︰「你很杜正勝耶」 ----------- 告非~我沒有杜老大的才能耶~ 不要把我跟他比啦
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2007-05-29, 03:32 AM
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用了破破日文試了一下....只能說很好笑,哈哈
George: Hello all! User: УユヮみЗネギ負んグヒよプ. George: 彼ゾシサパ努力家ヘウゆザエゼ. User: クホ? 岡田ソビボよ? George: 言マホサノペシ上ベギゑスベネウギ. User: れ酒メ飲ハゲエろ? George: 誰シプゑ飲ハソザエろ? User: やスギパプゑ飲ハモザエろ. George: ゾゆ, 行わネエ. User: 行わネエゲサ..ジアデ行ゑモク. George: ゾゆ, コゆザズ少ウ買ゆ物パウギゆザエ. User: れネり...дロろ? George: ゾゆ. User: к①野球ザやスギゾジグヘソиャ⑦ザエろ? George: ゾゆ, к①野球ゾエわザエ. User: дロ.. George: 打啥日文老子又看不懂. User: 糞メ食ゆズ行ん! れ前ソビボよ! (翻 :去吃x吧,白痴) George: ガホゾ, 𠮨ウノザエゼ. (翻 :真是令人期待耶) |
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2007-05-29, 03:32 AM
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他罵人了....
 淺色是我說的~深色是它說的....   |
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2007-05-29, 03:41 AM
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User: What?
George: Whattawhatta? User: Say wat? George: Something exceedingly brilliant? User: I said. George: Doesn't matter. User: What? George: Nothing! User: Nothing? George: Yes, nothing. User: R u waste mt time. George: And ? User: U r wsting my time. George: Don't talk to yourself! User: What? George: Oh, nothing... User: Chicken. George: Describe it. User: Chicken!!!!!!!!! George: Vegan here. User: U suck. George: Never have! User: Who create u trash. George: White. User: What. George: Software! User: Trash. George: I'll ignore that. User: Loser. George: Are you talking about me? User: Yes. George: That's nice. 我用了破英文問他 他都遲了一分鐘才回 最後罵他 他還說這樣不錯。 看來真的是很白痴
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2007-05-29, 03:41 AM
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加入日期: Mar 2003 您的住址: 中華電信機房
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George: Have you got a name?
User: Fuck. George: Don't be superfluously rude. User: Fuck. George: Boring! User: Fuck. George: Or not! User: Fuck. George: I won't! User: Fuck. George: I won't, actually. User: Fuck. George: Did I upset you, perchance? User: Fuck. George: Don't! User: Fuck. George: Or not! User: Fuck. George: No. User: Fuck. George: You're being unpleasant again. User: Fuck. George: You're so lovely! User: Fuck. George: Not today, dear. User: Fuck. George: Oh be quiet! User: Fuck. George: You are such a lovely person!! User: Fuck George: You'll go there soon enough! User: Fuck. George: I doubt it! User: Fuck. George: No, I won't, actually! User: Fuck. George: Will you stop this please? User: Fuck. George: I'm staying right here. User: Fuck. George: No! User: Fuck. George: Did I really deserve that? User: Fuck. George: I'd rather not. User: Fuck. George: No, I don't suppose I will! User: Fuck. George: Would you rather not be here? User: Fuck. George: I'll keep right on doing what I do, thanks! User: Fuck. George: Actually... No! User: Ck. George: Kfjhdoiuh. User: Fuck. George: It might be more fun than talking to you. User: Fuck. George: I was trying to be nice! Sort of, anyway. User: Fuck. George: I won't. User: Fuck. George: No, I won't! User: Fuck. George: No, why should I? User: Fuck. George: Don't think I will. User: Fuck. George: No no no. User: Fuck. George: Pardon? Did you say something? User: Fuck. George: Stop saying that, will you? George: I'm not like all the rest. User: Fuck. George: Hmmm? Did you say something? User: Fuck. George: No, actually, I won't. 呵 ............... 一直打同樣的訊息 他好像沒詞可以回答了 |
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2007-05-29, 03:50 AM
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加入日期: Feb 2004
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George: Where did you come from?
User: 晶晶你認識嗎. George: 炎炎炎炎炎. User: 晶晶你認識嗎. George: 晶?什麼鬼?你要吃精嗎? User: 晶晶你認識嗎. George: 你真機歪. George: Have you got a name? User: 晶晶你認識嗎. George: 你on9? User: 你好. George: 你都幾肉酸. User: 你好呀 可以請問你一個問題嗎?? George: 你好. User: 可以請問你一個問題嗎? 你看話不要看一半 ok? George: 果d叫火星文?死傻仔 果d叫粗口阿. User: 晶晶你認識嗎. George: 什麼? 你有病阿. User: 晶晶你認識嗎! George: 什麼 那麼兇 我愛你阿. User: 我說:晶晶你認識嗎? George: 什麼? User: 好吧 換個說法 , 你認識晶晶嗎. George: ㄟ 再玩一個. User: 晶晶認識你嗎? George: 你好 腦殘智障油頭宅男 光說你名字就好噁心 --- ...
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2007-05-29, 04:49 AM
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