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***長跟那位愛呸山路的Vios 小姐的下文怎麼沒了
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假如沒有妳的允許,不能說「愛」, 那麼,至少我可以說「喜歡」。 是的,我喜歡妳 這一回,不請求妳的原諒。 
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2005-05-19, 03:03 PM
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那一件事情沒發生什麼特別的事就結束了 人在說 營長夫人在看 別害到他老人家  營長既然你已經定下來了 把你的經驗跟版友分享一下吧 |
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2005-05-19, 03:05 PM
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做人嘛何必那麼辛苦，輕輕鬆鬆吐個口水不就子孫滿堂了？ 說正經的，吹搞
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mahā-kāruṇika-citta-dhāraṇī namo ratna-trayāya / nama āryāvalokiteśvarāya bodhisattvāya mahāsattvāya mahākāruṇikāya / oṃ sarva-bhayeṣu trāṇatasya / namaḥ kṛta imam āryāvalokiteśvaraṃ dhāvanam anārakini hṛt / mahā pāṭhāsya me sarva-artha-duḥ-śubhaṃ ajeyaṃ sarva-sādhanāḥ mahā-sādhana mahā-gharma-bhā-dhāto tadyathā oṃ avaro he loka te kāra te / ye hṛd-mahā bodhisattvaḥ / saha saha māra- mārā / mahe mahe arthayān kuru kuru / kāmān dhuru dhuru bhājayate mahā bhājayate / dhara dhara dhṛti-īśvarāya / cala cala mama bha māram utsāiḥ / ehy ehi śīnāś śīnā arasān varāḥ śālīḥ / bhāsa bhāsān vara śayāḥ / hulo hulo mārā hulo hulo hṛt / sāra sāra siri siri suru suru / bodhyā bodhyābodhaya bodhaya amiteryāḥ / nārakini dhṛṣṇunā pāya mānāḥ svāhā / siddhāya svāhā / mahā-siddhāya svāhā / siddha-yogeśvarāya svāhā / anārakini svāhā / amāranāra svāhā / śīla- sam-amoghāya svāhā / saha mahā- asiddhāya svāhā ca kīla -asiddhāya svāhā/ padam akṣitāya svāhā / nārakini pa-gharāya svāhā / mahārṣaṃ karāya svāhā/ namo ratna-trayāya nama āryāvalokiteśvarāya svāhā / oṃ sidhyantu mantra-padāya svāhā / |
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2005-05-19, 03:10 PM
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***長正在逐字逐句的校稿，生怕稍一不慎，到時候太座不高興....
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mahā-kāruṇika-citta-dhāraṇī namo ratna-trayāya / nama āryāvalokiteśvarāya bodhisattvāya mahāsattvāya mahākāruṇikāya / oṃ sarva-bhayeṣu trāṇatasya / namaḥ kṛta imam āryāvalokiteśvaraṃ dhāvanam anārakini hṛt / mahā pāṭhāsya me sarva-artha-duḥ-śubhaṃ ajeyaṃ sarva-sādhanāḥ mahā-sādhana mahā-gharma-bhā-dhāto tadyathā oṃ avaro he loka te kāra te / ye hṛd-mahā bodhisattvaḥ / saha saha māra- mārā / mahe mahe arthayān kuru kuru / kāmān dhuru dhuru bhājayate mahā bhājayate / dhara dhara dhṛti-īśvarāya / cala cala mama bha māram utsāiḥ / ehy ehi śīnāś śīnā arasān varāḥ śālīḥ / bhāsa bhāsān vara śayāḥ / hulo hulo mārā hulo hulo hṛt / sāra sāra siri siri suru suru / bodhyā bodhyābodhaya bodhaya amiteryāḥ / nārakini dhṛṣṇunā pāya mānāḥ svāhā / siddhāya svāhā / mahā-siddhāya svāhā / siddha-yogeśvarāya svāhā / anārakini svāhā / amāranāra svāhā / śīla- sam-amoghāya svāhā / saha mahā- asiddhāya svāhā ca kīla -asiddhāya svāhā/ padam akṣitāya svāhā / nārakini pa-gharāya svāhā / mahārṣaṃ karāya svāhā/ namo ratna-trayāya nama āryāvalokiteśvarāya svāhā / oṃ sidhyantu mantra-padāya svāhā / |
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2005-05-19, 03:11 PM
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好人異想天開的壞人密輯....前言=廢話
話說小弟我出生在一個非常傳統家庭
因為從小家教甚嚴 再加上那個時代國中要男女分班 一從國小畢業後原本一起打鬧的同學 彷彿一夜之間被隔了一道山(我們那時可以說是男女分棟了 )所以從那時開始就有已經有男女差別的感覺了 也因此 對異性就變得更閉署 有多閉署? 距離一公尺就會有壓力了 也因此 國中上學時人家在傳情書 我在讀書 放學人家去約會 我去打電動 國中三年 除了上課老師在講什麼都知道 就只有電動功夫了得了 女生? 那是什麼? 我是知道可以吃 可是不敢靠近吃屁啊... 也因此 種了以後的種種........... <待續> 不是班主任我不說 重點是 1. 板上高手很多,隨便拿出來說,豈不是班門弄斧 2. 有些東西只是異想天開的想一想,並非真正力行,有點怕誤人子弟 3. 其實我也怕我家那一隻潛伏在板上  我先繼續寫 順便懇求板上大大幫忙墊一下檔 |
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2005-05-19, 03:26 PM
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可惜我心比較軟，不夠狠
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2005-05-19, 03:30 PM
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2005-05-19, 04:01 PM
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能先買不能先送!! 要送, 等使壞完後才是最佳時機!!!!  引用:
天地良心!!!!!!  保證只是超普通的朋友!!!!!  引用:
差不多是這個意思!!! a訟師, 本座該壞也壞過了.....不過某些場合淫長夫人還是說我"壞死了".......  ...... 
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2005-05-19, 04:11 PM
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完全無法想像，和我想像中的a老鬼形象差太多了。 我是這樣想的： 話說小弟我出生在一個非常傳統家庭（但小弟生性就是浪蕩改也改不了） 因為從小家教甚嚴（我還是常常陽奉陰違） 再加上那個時代國中要男女分班（沒辦法學校就愛搞這套表面功夫） 一從國小畢業後原本一起打鬧的同學 彷彿一夜之間被隔了一道山(我們那時可以說是男女分棟了 )所以從那時開始就有已經有男女差別的感覺了（小弟長大了） 也因此 對異性就變得更閉署（其實是悶騷，但不好意思太明目張膽，只好裝閉署） 有多閉署? 距離一公尺就會有壓力了 （但一公尺內沒有獵可以逃離）也因此 國中上學時人家在傳情書 我在讀書 放學人家去約會 我去打電動（因為聽說功課好女生會來問，為了想出風頭不得已用功唸點書） 國中三年 除了上課老師在講什麼都知道 就只有電動功夫了得了 （把妹當然也是一把罩，只是𦭵面上不能說）女生? 那是什麼?（目露淫光） 我是知道可以吃 可是不敢靠近吃屁啊...（大家心照不宣啦講那麼明干麻）
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mahā-kāruṇika-citta-dhāraṇī namo ratna-trayāya / nama āryāvalokiteśvarāya bodhisattvāya mahāsattvāya mahākāruṇikāya / oṃ sarva-bhayeṣu trāṇatasya / namaḥ kṛta imam āryāvalokiteśvaraṃ dhāvanam anārakini hṛt / mahā pāṭhāsya me sarva-artha-duḥ-śubhaṃ ajeyaṃ sarva-sādhanāḥ mahā-sādhana mahā-gharma-bhā-dhāto tadyathā oṃ avaro he loka te kāra te / ye hṛd-mahā bodhisattvaḥ / saha saha māra- mārā / mahe mahe arthayān kuru kuru / kāmān dhuru dhuru bhājayate mahā bhājayate / dhara dhara dhṛti-īśvarāya / cala cala mama bha māram utsāiḥ / ehy ehi śīnāś śīnā arasān varāḥ śālīḥ / bhāsa bhāsān vara śayāḥ / hulo hulo mārā hulo hulo hṛt / sāra sāra siri siri suru suru / bodhyā bodhyābodhaya bodhaya amiteryāḥ / nārakini dhṛṣṇunā pāya mānāḥ svāhā / siddhāya svāhā / mahā-siddhāya svāhā / siddha-yogeśvarāya svāhā / anārakini svāhā / amāranāra svāhā / śīla- sam-amoghāya svāhā / saha mahā- asiddhāya svāhā ca kīla -asiddhāya svāhā/ padam akṣitāya svāhā / nārakini pa-gharāya svāhā / mahārṣaṃ karāya svāhā/ namo ratna-trayāya nama āryāvalokiteśvarāya svāhā / oṃ sidhyantu mantra-padāya svāhā / |
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2005-05-19, 04:12 PM
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一定是笑呵呵的說  我想那種場合我不敢要求真相
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mahā-kāruṇika-citta-dhāraṇī namo ratna-trayāya / nama āryāvalokiteśvarāya bodhisattvāya mahāsattvāya mahākāruṇikāya / oṃ sarva-bhayeṣu trāṇatasya / namaḥ kṛta imam āryāvalokiteśvaraṃ dhāvanam anārakini hṛt / mahā pāṭhāsya me sarva-artha-duḥ-śubhaṃ ajeyaṃ sarva-sādhanāḥ mahā-sādhana mahā-gharma-bhā-dhāto tadyathā oṃ avaro he loka te kāra te / ye hṛd-mahā bodhisattvaḥ / saha saha māra- mārā / mahe mahe arthayān kuru kuru / kāmān dhuru dhuru bhājayate mahā bhājayate / dhara dhara dhṛti-īśvarāya / cala cala mama bha māram utsāiḥ / ehy ehi śīnāś śīnā arasān varāḥ śālīḥ / bhāsa bhāsān vara śayāḥ / hulo hulo mārā hulo hulo hṛt / sāra sāra siri siri suru suru / bodhyā bodhyābodhaya bodhaya amiteryāḥ / nārakini dhṛṣṇunā pāya mānāḥ svāhā / siddhāya svāhā / mahā-siddhāya svāhā / siddha-yogeśvarāya svāhā / anārakini svāhā / amāranāra svāhā / śīla- sam-amoghāya svāhā / saha mahā- asiddhāya svāhā ca kīla -asiddhāya svāhā/ padam akṣitāya svāhā / nārakini pa-gharāya svāhā / mahārṣaṃ karāya svāhā/ namo ratna-trayāya nama āryāvalokiteśvarāya svāhā / oṃ sidhyantu mantra-padāya svāhā / |
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2005-05-19, 04:17 PM
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