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如此搭訕會不會被打
我:嗨 倩女 有沒有男朋友
倩女:沒有 我: 剛好我也沒有 跟我交往吧 倩女:哼 老套 我:那我換個方式說 我:嗨 倩女 有沒有女朋友 倩女:沒有 我: 剛好我也沒有 跟我交往吧 倩女:哼 還不是一樣 版友評評理 應該不一樣 還是我直接問 我:嗨 倩女 你是雙性戀 同性戀 還是自戀 |
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沒有人會理你
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2011-11-06, 11:24 AM
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2011-11-06, 12:50 PM
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恩!fuck比較不文雅!該說要不要交配! |
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2011-11-06, 01:05 PM
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你乾脆說：我們先從砲友交起再慢慢培養感情好了
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2011-11-06, 02:17 PM
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咱....誠懇鬥陣好嘸  
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2011-11-06, 02:21 PM
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關鍵是樓主長得像不像金城武......
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2011-11-06, 02:37 PM
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2011-11-06, 02:38 PM
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你夠帥夠多金的話, 講什麼都對
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2011-11-06, 02:43 PM
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至少也要有大長莖...
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2011-11-06, 02:48 PM
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