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加入日期: Apr 2005
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我朋友剛叫我幫他翻譯英文(好笑)

我朋友剛叫我幫他翻譯英文
翻文之後,覺得還滿好笑的
沒想到國外的金光黨,這麼會編故事
底下是全文
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Hellow Honey
I am more than happy in your urgent response to my mail.
How was your day?.mine was cool over here in Burkina-Faso .
My name is Monaliza?Okana single from Sudan and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Burkina-Faso
West Africa as a result of the civil war going on in my country.

My late father Dr Wilson Okana was the personal advicer to the former head of state
before the rebels attacked my house one early morning killing my mother and my father.
It was only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to near by country Burkina Faso
where i am leaving now as a refugee.

Honestly my day's is not so Good since i came over here in Burkina Faso In this prison called refugee camp
we are only allowed to go out only on Mondays and Fridays of the weeks.Its just like one staying in the prison
and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon.

I don't have any relatives now whom i can go to all my relatives ran away
in the middle of the war the only person i have now is Rev. George Emmanuel
who is the pastor of the (Christ for all Churches) here in the camp he has been very nice to me
since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the women's hostel because the camp
have two hostels one for men the other for women.

The Pastors Tel number is (00-226-75 23 39 77) if you call tell him that you want to speak
with me he will send for me in the hostel. As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to
any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to
my studies because i only attended my first year before the traggidy incident that lead to mine being
in this situation now took place.

Please listen to this,i have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me which i will
send to you latter,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in United Kingdom
which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $9.7M(Nine millon seven Hundred Thousand Dollars).
So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it
you can send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you.

I kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is
like a father to me.So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone
for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it.Remember i am giving you all this
information due to the trust i deposed on you.I like honest and understanding people,truthful and a man of vision,
truth and hardworking.My favorite language is English but our language is french but i speak English very fluently.
Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said i have alot to tell you.
Have a nice day and think about me.

Awaiting to hear from you soonest,attached here is my Photo

Yours in love

Monaliza.
     
      
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