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好笑的短笑話 兩則
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一只大象問駱駝:‘ ------------你的咪 咪怎麼長在背上？’ 駱駝說: -------------死遠點，我不和雞 雞長在臉上的東西講話！ ****************************** B. 大象路遇一條蛇，擋住了去路，甚為惱火的罵到： ----------看你那B樣，滾開!! 蛇說： ----------你那B樣好，臉上長個雞雞 象說: ----------你好,雞雞上張個臉
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第一個比較好笑...
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2006-06-10, 11:27 PM
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這兩個不是相連的喔?
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我愛的冰與火之歌對話 Bran"Can a man still be brave when he's afraid?" Ned"That's the only time a man can be brave." Ned"You rode him down." the Hound"He ran, but not very fast." "I swear it by earth and water." "I swear it by bronze and iron." "We swear it by ice and fire." A bag of dragons buys a mans silence for a while, but a well-placed quarrel buys it forever. Ned's wraiths moved up beside him, shadow swords in their hands. They were seven against three. "And now it begins," said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light. "No," said Ned with sadness in his voice. "Now it ends." "You are mine, as I am yours, Jon Snow. If we die, we die together. But first we must live." 最棒的奇幻小說: George R.R Martin大師的冰與火之歌 期待涼宮春日第九本小說 |
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2006-06-10, 11:55 PM
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我記得第二篇是後面有人又補上的加強版...有錯誤請指正  不過這兩篇的措辭,好像不是最原始的版本... 好像是...： 有天大象問駱駝: 你的奶奶怎麼長在背上？’ 駱駝說: 這個問題由個老二長在臉上的動物問我...的確很怪 |
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2006-06-11, 12:02 AM
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這則爆笑到不行... 笑到肚子痛
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2006-06-11, 12:30 AM
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恩!!!
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2006-06-11, 12:36 AM
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我是今天白天 在QQ 上有個廣西的女網友 打出來給我看的...沒看過原稿...就順手 Po 過來...因為很少有笑話能讓我笑的。
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2006-06-11, 01:13 AM
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前陣子有個好笑笑話討論串喔 |
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2006-06-11, 03:46 AM
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現在能讓我笑出來的不多了
不過常看PTT很多推文倒是超爆笑
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