This one is really funny! TRUE STORY.......
太好笑了！這是真實的故事......

A lady helped her man install his new computer.
一位女士幫他先生裝新電腦。

Once accomplished, she told him to select a password, a word that he'd always remember.
裝完了，她要她先生選一個電腦密碼：一個他不會忘記的英文單字。

When asked to enter it, he looked at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink and selected the word....... he became a little miffed at her reaction, when he selected the word, "penis".
當電腦要他打入密碼時，他眨眨眼看了看他太太，面露大男人的氣概，然後填寫了密碼“penis” （中文是：男人的gg）。他對他太太的反應相當不以為然。

For, after he hit "enter", to validate the word, his wife collapsed with laughter, rolled on the floor, uncontrollably hysterical.
當他按了Enter鍵把密碼打進電腦時，他太太歇斯底里的笑翻了在地上打滾。

The computer replied: 電腦顯示:TOO SHORT - ACCESS DENIED 太短 - 進不去

註：一般電腦密碼要長於5個英文字母