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摘自國外情色網站"****指南"


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有免費的****可以享受，就別去花錢!!!這是我的手段且通常會成功。我是個27歲的男人〈長的帥〉，最近住在高雄。任何外國人想找容易賺錢的工作，在補習班教英語是個很好的選擇。

不用擔心自己不會說中文，因為等到夜晚來臨，霓虹燈閃爍，高雄是屬於你的。記得我所提到的〝免費的****〞。城市裡無數的舞廳就是最好的酒吧。例如，試試位在市中心的〝侏儸紀公園〞。在週末，包含一杯免費飲料的入場費是台幣450元〈美金13元〉。我猜星期二是淑女之夜，最有利的是如果你是個白種男性，那你成功釣到台灣女孩的機率非常大。我指的不是妓女，而是我們每天看到的那些再普通不過的台灣女生。台灣女生說英語時會非常害羞，但她們極力地想與你交談。她們幻想有個外國男友。

在PUB裡，我注意到有群人中的一個嬌小的女孩，她一直盯著我看，並且偶爾對我微笑〈台灣人總是成群結隊跳舞！〉。我發現機會來了，我在離她不遠的地方加入他們。過了不久，那群人中的〝男生們〞去小解就離開了〈附註，台灣男人也是成群結隊去廁所！〉。我毫不浪費時間，開始與她搭訕，問她的名字及工作。果然，方法奏效了！整晚接下來的時間，我們都一起跳舞，她也不想回到她的團體裡。那天晚上我們並沒有發生性行為，但在之後的兩個星期，我和Edent〈這是她的名字。大部分的台灣人都有兩個英文名字〉是在〝天堂〞裡度過。她20歲，想到美國讀大學。她夢想成為一個流行設計師。

還有其他地方可以去試試。在漢來飯店的Rock 22，DNA〈應該是英國人，澳洲人或加拿大人經營的〉，在Grand Formosa的Sexy，及在五福路上的Pig和Whistle。除此之外，在五福四街上還有許多酒吧，那裡的女酒保會很願意和外國人約會!!!〈如，五福路的Montana酒吧〉

如果覺得付費比較安心的話，那你可以試著走進這城市每個角落為數眾多的情色理髮店，但要要冒著被拒絕的風險，因為你是個外國人〈和AIDS劃上等號!!!〉或是看門人不會說英語。試著帶一個會說中文的同伴一起去。我很難推薦好的店家，因為這些店大多數都沒有英文名字，不過還是有一家，在三多路上很靠近我住的霖園飯店，全套服務的費用相當於一間飯店套房的價錢台幣1500元〈美金45元〉。這些女人多半大於25歲，但很值得。情色理髮店可以從旋轉的七彩霓虹燈看出端倪，彷彿象徵著男人就像蝴蝶一般在花叢中飛舞。

耐心是一種美德，如果你同時擁有魅力並能展現出來，那你在台灣將永遠不必再為一夜情花一毛錢。祝你好運!!!

以下為原文

Why pay for sex..when you can get it for free !!!! This is my policy in life and I am usually successful. I am a 27 year old male(goodlooking !!) and I was in Kaohsiung recently. For anybody of you looking to make some easy money, teaching English at "bushibans" is a good alternative. ~~

Don't worry if you do not speak a word of Chinese, because once the night sets in, Kaohsiung, all aglow in neon, is yours. Remember I mentioned "free sex". The numerous discotheques in the city are the best watering holes. ~~For example try "Jurassic Park" in the heart of the city. On weekends the cover is NT$ 450(US$ 13) which includes a free drink. I guess Tuesday was ladies night, but the good part is that if you are a white male you stand a good chance of getting hooked up. Now I am not speaking about hookers, but very normal girls like the ones we see every day. Taiwanese girls are very shy when it comes to speaking English, but they want to, so desperately. They fantasize of having a "foreign" boyfriend.

I spotted a petite girl in a group(Taiwanese always dance in groups !!) who kept on glancing at me with an occasional smile. I discovered my chance and just joined in the dancing not very far from her. At some stage the "boys" of the group ( note. Taiwanese men go to the the WC in groups too !!!) had to answer the call of nature and left. I wasted no time and struck up a conversation, asking her her name and what she did. It worked !! We were dancing together for the rest of the evening, and she did not bother to go back to her "group" again. We did not have sex the very same night but the next two weeks (my entire stay in Kaohsiung) were spent in heaven with "Eden". (That was her name..most Taiwanese have a double English name). She was 20 and wanted to study at a US University. Her dream was to become a fashion designer.

Other places to check out are Rock 22 in the Hai Lai Hotel, DNA, (supposed to have an Irish/ Australian/Canadian ??? management), Sexy at the Grand Formosa, and Pig and Whistle on Wufu Road. Apart from this there are numerous bars on Wufu 4th Street where the barwoman herself is "willing" to go with you !!!(Montana Bar off Wufu Road)

If you believe in paying money..then try walking into the numerous Barber shops at "every" corner of this sprawling city...and be at a risk of being refused because you are a foreigner(AIDS !!!) and/or the doorman does not speak English. Try taking a Chinese speaking companion with you. It is difficult to recommend any good one because most of these places have absolutely no English name but there is one on Santou Road very close to the Linden Hotel where I was staying which charges a flat fee of NT$ 1500(US$ 45)for an all inclusive service. The girls are rarely under 25 but a good value for the money. Barber shops can be identified by the revolving neon signs, a symbolic butterfly like a man who hops from "flower" to "flower".

Patience is a virtue and if you have charm and are able to make both of these work for you, then you never ever have to pay a single dime for a "one-night-stand"~Good luck !!!

文章來源：http://www.worldsexguide.com/guide/Asia/Taiwan/
(裡面有完整的討論串)







該說些什麼呢？我有一個朋友要到日本去讀書，去之前在一個歡送會上他爸爸的朋友（中年人...最少4~50歲那種），去過亞洲出差都叫他小心不要傷了女孩子的心，到了那裡會不斷有人想做他的女朋友，有一個當年到台灣出差的傢伙還說要小心一點，那些女孩子不是真的愛你，他們愛的是綠卡。說的我朋友晃頭晃腦的（他是標準的日本動漫迷）


然後他問我是不是真的有這麼一回事，我當然很直接跟他講說沒有錯。然後他又問我，當我在台灣的時候有沒有被很多女生追，我當然還是很直接的跟他說沒有。

他問我為什麼，我跟他講說一般正常的女孩子是不會為了一個身分就去搭訕。


現在想想，我有說錯嗎？