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又一堆搞笑的評論..

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Perfect Outfit for a Life of Crime
By Angela on 27 Feb. 2015
Robbed a bank in this dress. Nobody could agree on a proper description of me. Sketch artist's head exploded. Got away. Fantastic.

犯罪的最佳夥伴

穿了這件搶銀行, 沒人能正確的描述我, 警方素繪者腦子爆了. 成功脫出. 讚.

Whether for a wedding or funeral this dress wont disappoint.
By Jenny M. on 27 Feb. 2015
A dress you can be both married (white+gold) and buried (black+blue) in. Highly recommended.

一件你活著結婚的時候(白金)可以穿, 掛了後也可以穿(藍黑)的兩用洋裝, 非常推薦.

I bought this dress for my wife, and she looks beautiful in it. Funny thing, the other day I saw another woman who looked exactly like my wife, kissing another man. But it couldn't have been my wife because that woman was wearing a white-and-gold dress, and the dress I bought my wife is a blue-and-black one. Whew, I was almost worried for a moment there, haha.

我買了這件洋裝給我老婆, 她穿起來很漂亮, 妙的是, 就才另一天我看到另外一個女人跟我老婆超像的, 熱情親吻著另一個男人, 但是我知道那絕對不是我老婆因為那個女人穿的是白金色的洋裝, 我買給我老婆的是藍黑. 我差點就擔心起來了說~ 哈哈

As an eye doctor, I placed this dress on display outside my office, and business went through the roof!

我是一個眼科醫生, 我把這件洋裝展示在我的診所前面後, 生意好到爆啦!!

Wrong description. This is clearly a white and gold dress.

這件物品的描述是錯誤的. 這絕對是件白與金的洋裝.
舊 2015-02-28, 01:55 PM #103
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