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作者fuji
台彩編劇組總編::這麼優秀的人才沒網羅進來,真是太可惜了!!
另外下期中獎的梗已經有腹案了....
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所以下一期中獎故事大概如下
賀 ~ 本期大樂透頭獎開出!!!
一名在台工作的菲律賓勞工 因為台菲關係緊張
加上便當店老闆對其不友善~~
某天在便當店前等候一小時買不到便當
於是將便當錢拿去買大樂透~~
想不到竟然中了頭獎~~
根據賣出頭獎彩券的老闆娘指出~
當天她印象深刻~~ 這位外籍勞工上門時 還在門口徘徊許久~
讓她想到前幾天網路上看到菲勞買不到便當的文章~
於是她就到隔壁自助餐買了個便當給菲勞吃~
菲勞用餐完畢後 拿了錢向老闆娘買了一張彩券~~
跟他說聲謝謝就離開了~~ 應該是附近工廠請的外籍勞工~~~
當台彩公司通知她開出頭獎時~ 她就馬上想起這張彩券就是賣給那位菲勞!!
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Money
It can buy a House ,But not a Home
It can buy a Bed,But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock,But not Time
It can buy you a Book,But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position,But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine,But not Health
It can buy you Blood,But not Life
So you see money isn't everything.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.....
so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A truer Friend than me you will never find.
CASH ONLY PLEASE
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