Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
在你的頭髮點火
用棍子捅灰熊
吃過期的藥
使用私處當餌釣食人魚

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die（x2）
愚蠢的死法
如此多愚蠢的死亡方式（x2）

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
拿叉子把土司從烤麵包機裡弄出來
電工活兒自己做
自學怎麼開飛機
吃塊放了兩個禮拜沒冷藏的派

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die（x2）
愚蠢的死法
如此多愚蠢的死亡方式（x2）

Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
邀請變態殺人狂進屋子
刮花毒販全新的車
在外太空掀開頭盔
用乾衣機當藏身處

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die（x2）
愚蠢的死法
如此多愚蠢的死亡方式（x2）

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wander what's this button do?
養響尾蛇當寵物
上網賣了兩顆腎臟
吃掉一管強力膠
這個按鈕是做什麼的呢∼？

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die（x2）
愚蠢的死法
如此多愚蠢的死亡方式（x2）

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
在狩獵季節打扮得像頭麋鹿
閒著沒事惹毛一窩黃蜂

Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
Run cross the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
站在火車站月台的邊緣
柵欄放下時開車穿越平交道
衝過月台間的軌道
它們可能不押韻，但他們卻可能是
最愚蠢的死亡方式

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die（x2）
愚蠢的死法
如此多愚蠢的死亡方式（x2）

參考:
http://smileboxx.blogspot.tw/2012/1...ays-to-die.html