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				 作者immot 
				你還沒出社會嗎? 
 
這種騙小孩的步數,你還會相信 
 
我再教你一招 
 
老闆會說 :現在給你 20K 先試用三個月,表現好升正式可能升到 30K 
 
三個月後,你表現不錯,現在升正式了,一看薪水 22K ,那你能怎樣? 
 
你有錄音嗎?你要去告老闆嗎? 
			
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還有更屌的~~~ 變正式之後~~ 過了三個月  
 
老闆說 "你表現很好~~~我要把你升職為小主管~ 月薪 45000"
 
"不過~~因為景氣不好~~ 我們全體主管級的員工全都領半薪~~ "           
				
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				Money 
It can buy a House ,But not a Home 
It can buy a Bed,But not Sleep 
It can buy a Clock,But not Time 
It can buy you a Book,But not Knowledge 
It can buy you a Position,But not Respect 
It can buy you Medicine,But not Health 
It can buy you Blood,But not Life 
 
 
So you see money isn't everything. 
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, 
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering..... 
so send me all your money and I will suffer for you. 
A truer Friend than me you will never find.
CASH ONLY PLEASE 
			 
		
		
		
		
	
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