不是我翻的，轉自 PTT 網友 willytai 的大作

以下翻譯可能不適合每個人的觀點(文辭略粗俗)


Steel Panther - party all day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMA9-tx6Z6U
(日本就不敢露奶)

When I was only three,
當拎背三歲的時候
My mama said to me,
馬迷就跟我說
"Don't go screwin' a skanky hor,
不要去督那些機掰的婊子
Or you're gonna get VD"
不然你會需要老畜生中醫診所唷

When I was seventeen,
當拎背腫脹到十七歲
I boned a cooky bitch
我督了個母狗兒
A couple days later, my balls swelled up,
過幾天我的蛋蛋變鴕鳥蛋了耶！！
And my croth began to itch
而且香港腳好像長到該逼上了勒！

But that's when I totally knew,
但我現在完全知道
What God wanted me to do,
上帝要拎杯衝殺小了！

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
歐歐歐∼嘿嘿嘿！！！
Fuck all night, and party all day!
督歸暝爽歸暗啦（台語）
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
歐歐歐∼嘿嘿嘿！！！
Fuck all night, and party all day!
督歸暝爽歸暗啦（台語）

Check it out
手去扭到！？（台語）
Now I'm in a bitchin' band,
現在我加入砲兵團
And I'm banging every night
而且天天都萬安演習
I don't care if she's a trailer hoe,
拎背才不管他是暗黑破壞神
And she's got three freakin eyes
還是最後一關的巴爾勒！

I get up in the afternoon,
我下午起來
Cuz I ain't got a stupid job
因為我不是做北七的工作
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons,
拎背喝了點台啤還看了boku（！？）
While the slut polishes my knob
當那個小賤貨幫我的30cm打蠟

Smoke and drink and screw,
抽煙喝酒都乎伊爽
That's what I was born to do,
拎背生下來就要這樣做啦科科

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
歐歐歐∼嘿嘿嘿！！！
Fuck all night, and party all day!
督歸暝爽歸暗啦（台語）
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
歐歐歐∼嘿嘿嘿！！！
Fuck all night, and party all day!
督歸暝爽歸暗啦（台語）


Now God's looking down on me,
現在神低頭瞧瞧拎背
Saying, Hey man, way to be
他說：「是6d狗池快封門！」（其實是「這樣就對啦！」）

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
歐歐歐∼嘿嘿嘿！！！
Fuck all night, and party all day!
督歸暝爽歸暗啦（台語）
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
歐歐歐∼嘿嘿嘿！！！
Fuck all night, and party all day!
督歸暝爽歸暗啦（台語）

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
歐歐歐∼嘿嘿嘿！！！
Fuck all night, and party all day!
督歸暝爽歸暗啦（台語）
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
歐歐歐∼嘿嘿嘿！！！
Fuck all night, and party all day!
督歸暝爽歸暗啦（台語）

Fuck fuck fuck yeah,
都乎伊都乎伊都乎伊
Fuck yeah!
都乎伊爽啦！

... Fuck yeah, dude