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給車撞.....撞的不夠嚴�**晲S用...
而且會比出國的手續複雜很多...
出國：
到後備給護照影本、教召令，後備會自己去查出入境資料
被車撞：
先通緝你（因沒去教召，你總不可能預知自己會被車撞吧！），被通緝後上法院，由法官裁定，給住院證明或醫生證明，若醫生證明開的不夠嚴重會認為你是可去教召但不去，不然也還會要你去軍醫院複檢開證明，總之...出國最簡單。
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沒有這麼麻煩~~~~不要嚇人~~~
請記得你的身分是死老百姓~~~不是在當兵要辦驗退~~~
聽說啦~~~只是聽說~~~~
某位仁兄不想去教召~~~ 就在教召當天以腹瀉為由到某地區醫院掛急診~~
上點滴~~ 留院一天觀察 ~~~
然後就沒去教召了~~~~ 
等教召結束之後再持醫院的診斷證明去說明為何沒去教召~~~
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Money
It can buy a House ,But not a Home
It can buy a Bed,But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock,But not Time
It can buy you a Book,But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position,But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine,But not Health
It can buy you Blood,But not Life
So you see money isn't everything.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.....
so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A truer Friend than me you will never find.
CASH ONLY PLEASE
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