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作者hsinyic2
【聯合報╱尹蓉先／大學副教授（台北市）】 2012.04.29 01:56 am
我在大學任教，每年此時都擔任系上大學甄試面試委員，親身經歷許多令人啼笑皆非的應試場面，年復一年，比比皆是。
首先是好大一本備審資料，彩色頁面精工裝訂，裡面自傳、讀書計畫、公共服務證明、社團表現、各種獎狀，內容豐富，我到最近幾年才知道—補習班製造，醫科兩萬，沒上退一萬二，普通班一萬二，沒上退六千，連推薦信都包。
有一個學生進入試場，恭恭敬敬遞上備審資料，封面上彩色印刷膠膜封裝，除了姓名照片之外還有一串文字：我的座右銘「既然你已選擇迎向挑戰，就不要太在乎它的結局是成或敗，只要盡力去做就好—羅勃布朗寧。」我請同學說說他的座右銘，結果這位同學竟然張口結舌，說不出印在封面的人生座右銘。後來另一位考生，封面上的座右銘竟然跟這位一模一樣，原來是補習班提供。
有些學生進門坐定，先來一...
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早就是這樣了吧????
這位朋友你以前都在國外唸書????
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