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Golden Member
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據說對岸同胞的一天生活是如此的~~
早起，
買兩根地溝油油條,
吃個蘇丹紅鹹蛋，
喝杯三聚氰氨牛奶，
吃完開著錦湖輪胎的車去上班。
中午，
瘦肉精豬肉炒農藥韭菜，
再來一份人造雞蛋滷注膠牛肉，
加一碗石蠟翻新陳米飯，
泡壺香精茶葉。
下班，
買條避孕藥魚，
尿素豆芽，
膨大西紅柿，
石膏豆腐，
回到豆腐渣房家，
開瓶甲醇勾兌酒，
吃個增白劑加硫磺饅頭。
飯後
抽根高汞煙，
去地攤買本盜版小說，
回去上一會盜版操作系統的電腦，
晚上鑽進黑心棉被窩。
塑化劑算啥，
很嚴重嗎？
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Money
It can buy a House ,But not a Home
It can buy a Bed,But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock,But not Time
It can buy you a Book,But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position,But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine,But not Health
It can buy you Blood,But not Life
So you see money isn't everything.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.....
so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A truer Friend than me you will never find.
CASH ONLY PLEASE
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