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作者Teinlong
跆拳道被說電子襪多裝感應器 → 容易得分 → 失格~
棒球被說球棒比較粗 → 容易安打 → 失格~
撞球被說球桿多十公分 → 衝球力道大 → 失格~
自行車被說多加裝定風翼片 → 減少風阻 → 失格~
還有啥莫須有的罪名是牠們想不出來的~ 
....以下族繁不及備載....鄉民們自行補充~ |
長太醜, 站在頒獎台不好看 失格?
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Rule #12: Never date a co-worker.
Rule #13: Never involve lawyers.
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live!
Rule #51: Sometimes you are wrong
純白の吸血鬼は微笑む：私を殺した責任、とってもらうからわ - アルクエイド ブリュンスッド
貴方に出逢い STAR輝いて アタシが生まれて
Was aus Liebe gethan wird, geschieht immer Jenseits von Gut und Böse - Friedrick Wilhelm Nietzsche
Cain was the first man ever to strike down another... and when the Lord came to him and said ‘What have you done!?’, Cain could not hide his crime. For the voice of his brother’s blood cried out from the very ground
The world has been your battlefield, everywhere you go. The blood of brothers and sons screams out against you. Perhaps you cannot yet hear it, because the soil is not your own, but you will... you will
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