作者xman99.

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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
當一個身體剛完成的時候，所有的器官想要當這身體的老大。

The brain said, I should be Boss because I control the whole bodys responses
and functions.
頭腦就說；我應該當老大，因為我支配著整個身體的運作，反應跟功能。

The hands said, We should be the Boss because
接著手就說了；我應該當老大因為都是我在做事賺錢。

we do all the work and earn all the money. And so it went on and on with the
heart,
所以這樣的爭執就一直繼續著，心臟，肺臟跟眼睛也加入爭執，
the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.

最後屁眼（英譯：白癡）也說話要當老大！

All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.
所有的器官一同取笑屁眼想當老大，
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