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你要用那種彈射椅, 你會先把乘客打死!
你去坐飛機的時候請往你頭上看一下, 你頭上是啥!
要用這種彈射椅, 你要先撞破頭頂的行李櫃, 然後穿過機身結構在撞破鋁合金外殼, 運氣雖小一點坐到骨架下方還要先撞斷骨架才能彈出去, 那彈射椅啥做的啊?
靠, 我打死都不要, 還沒離開機身就變成一團肉泥
好吧, 你說預留縫隙, 那機體結構呢? 預留縫隙意味著結構強度降低, 結果就是飛航安全問題,
爆炸螺栓? 萬一一個不小心啟動? 不就整架飛機解體?
往旁邊彈? 那中間的乘客怎麼辦? 引擎前方的旅客呢? 會不會被引擎吸進去?
好吧給你排除萬難, 安全彈射出機外好了, 氧氣問題呢? 掉到水裡的話呢? 掛在樹上呢? 掉到荒郊野外呢? 不是每個人都是求生專家
此外還有許多不適合彈射的人, 孕婦, 小孩, 老人
都是付同樣機票錢啊, 為何其他人都彈射走了這些卻要等死?
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