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我敢說你魔獸還不夠強
但真正的原因

是.................

你長得不夠帥
你騎腳踏車上學
你的功課一極爛
你跟女生說話沒自信
你跟男生說話沒深度
你跟電腦接觸只有遊戲
你上廁所不洗手
你吃完飯不漱口
你跟朋友出去穿太俗
你的身材是馬鈴薯
你家沒有錢
你看起來也不會賺錢
你的集卡冊已滿
你的態度太白目
你的思考太幼稚

如果真要把女生對你所有的負面看法一次說完,那就是...

你覺得自己很有價值,你很努力,你他媽的誰不努力?你努力在掩蓋,讓自己看起來
還不算失敗,事實上你可有可無,這就是一般垃圾的特色,你吃不了半點苦,你定期
發憤圖強卻連自己肚皮的脂肪也對付不了,你欲蓋彌彰,你其實很心虛,你怕痛怕死
也怕老,你只要別人愛你...

我可以繼續說下去嗎?好。

你自以為是,沒有人知道你說謊成性到大濕的境界,你一得意忘形,你滿腦子性幻想
,但是你什麼都...


這篇回文真讚啊...
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我愛的冰與火之歌對話
Bran"Can a man still be brave when he's afraid?"
Ned"That's the only time a man can be brave."


Ned"You rode him down."
the Hound"He ran, but not very fast."

"I swear it by earth and water."
"I swear it by bronze and iron."
"We swear it by ice and fire."

A bag of dragons buys a mans silence for a while, but a well-placed quarrel buys it forever.


Ned's wraiths moved up beside him, shadow swords in their hands. They were seven against three. "And now it begins," said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
"No," said Ned with sadness in his voice. "Now it ends."

"You are mine, as I am yours, Jon Snow. If we die, we die together. But first we must live."

最棒的奇幻小說: George R.R Martin大師的冰與火之歌
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舊 2007-04-21, 09:02 PM #49
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