Dear Valued Customers
We've fucked up. You will get your TV back once our technician monkeys fixes the line. Please go outside and enjoy the fresh air, the line will be fixed when your TV starts displaying color again.
Thanks
PS: We forgot to mention that 5 channels are still watchable, but standard channel are usually as boring as hell, just get your lazy ass outside for a few hours, geez.
就寫這樣，一定沒問題