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老共每個月試射一枚飛彈越過臺灣上空，股市就垮了，或是發動魚船圍住台灣，不讓油輪進來台灣，3個月後，所有汽油都用完了，飛機飛不了，戰車開不動，臺灣就自動舉白旗頭降，仗也不用打了，還買那麼多武器幹嘛，況且台灣目前有多少兵可打仗，天氣太熱就不可出操，那打仗時可不可以跟解放軍說現在天氣太熱了，我們先停戰，等天氣涼一點我們再打。
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當發射飛彈成了習慣,搞不好會爭相走告:
A: 又有煙火了喔,
B: 哪裡?
A: 聽說這次會飛過總統府
B: 嘩~ 那一定要去看~
A: 對啊,反正又不會打到我們...
還有,最好幾百噸的木造漁船可以擋下用數公分厚鋼板造的幾萬噸油輪...
油輪連鳥都不用鳥那些漁船,直接開過去,轟~~~~ 油輪啥事都沒,路徑上一堆殘骸...
而且戰備用油呢?
當漁船圍的時候,直昇機早出動,地獄火還是拖式一發一個, 賺擊沉數也不錯
或是油氣彈,一發炸掉一團~
再繼續亂打嘴炮唱衰自己吧
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Cain was the first man ever to strike down another... and when the Lord came to him and said ‘What have you done!?’, Cain could not hide his crime. For the voice of his brother’s blood cried out from the very ground
The world has been your battlefield, everywhere you go. The blood of brothers and sons screams out against you. Perhaps you cannot yet hear it, because the soil is not your own, but you will... you will
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