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作者yuyagami
第三回
記得國中
每次升旗時
經過一個樓梯
會面對一個大鏡子
覺得自己不是很肥的我
照到那個鏡子都會嚇一跳
特別是和別人照在一起時
想說:我有那麼肥嗎?
不過都是裝做沒看到
不承認自己有那麼肥
國中時期小朋友都特別喜歡玩說誰喜歡誰
誰和誰在一起
我當然是沒有機會啦
沒有人倒楣到想和小胖仔在一起吧
不過當時一年級時
因為和某個坐旁邊的男孩一起用水彩
而被傳說我喜歡他(A女!都你害的!給我記住)
傳著傳著我好像還真的喜歡他了
不過他還真的很倒楣
哎呀!被一個小胖仔喜歡
某某某同學...當初真是委屈你了
我現在比較好看一點了
這樣至少沒那麼遺憾吧!
還有一件很爆笑的事
感謝A女爆料
我自己都給忘了
就是有位男同學家裡和我住很近
我常常就搭他的便車(腳踏車)回家
是用...
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至少它沒有爆胎
光速逃~~~~~ 
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