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打個比方吧...去年年初有一個女的要我去載他去商場買東西...
我跟他並不是說很熟,只是高中同學,而且聽說他有一些不太好的傳聞...
但是礙於不想撕破臉,於是就去了
那天,我從城的一端開到另一端,再開到南端,買完東西後,他說他想去一間泡沫紅茶店...
好吧,就去吧
可是他忘了在哪,於是我們像瘋子似的在繁忙的地段繞來繞去
最後不負我的半桶油,終於找到了...
下車前他問我說要喝哪種口味的,最後他說了一個超級經典的話:"那你要給我三塊五(加幣)"
想想,我載著一隻恐龍,從城的北端跑到南端,然後再繁忙的路段繞來繞去,燒掉半桶油,而你居然連三塊五都不想出!!??
於是第二天就跟他說:我爸下個月要我去溫尼伯...
我這還算很溫和了...沒當場臭罵他就已經很不錯了
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Cain was the first man ever to strike down another... and when the Lord came to him and said ‘What have you done!?’, Cain could not hide his crime. For the voice of his brother’s blood cried out from the very ground
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