I used to live in South Africa....
and I would like to share something with you guys....

ONLY IN S.A!!!

01.. You produce a R100 note instead of your driver's licence when stopped by a traffic officer

02.. You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement

03.. You have to hire a security guard whenever you park your car

04.. You can count the national soccer teams score with no fingers

05.. To get free electricity you have to pay a connection fee of R750

06.. Hijacking cars is a profession

07.. Pooping in a garden can win you R1 million

08.. You can pay your tuition fees by holding up a sign at the traffic light

09.. The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car

10.. More people vote in a local reality TV show than in a local election

11.. People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty,Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Precious, Innocence and Given

12.. 'Now now' can mean anything from a minute to a month

13.. You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned to green to make way for taxis travelling in the opposite direction

14.. Traveling at 120km/h you are the slowest vehicle on the highway

15.. You are genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find your car parked where you left it

16.. A bullet train is being introduced but we can't fix potholes

17.. The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday

18.. You paint your car's registration number on the roof

19.. Half your mail is guaranteed to reach its destination

20.. You have to take your own linen with you if you are admitted to a government hospital

21.. You dial a toll free number and nobody answers

22.. You have to prove that you don't need a loan to get one

23.. Prisoners go on strike

24.. A traffic circle is just another bump in the road

25. Illegal Immigrants leave the country because it is too dangerous