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那天強者我朋友去坐車,
裝的很酷的在那邊等車的時候,
突然看到一位美女MM也來買票,
但強者我朋友還是裝的很酷僅用眼角偷偷瞄了一眼,
就在櫃台小姐找錢給美女MM時,
強者我朋友突然聽到鏘的一聲,
然後就看到美女MM低頭好像在找東西,
強者我朋友雖然很相繼續裝酷,
但是美女MM當前還是不好意思,
正當強者我朋友東張西望也低下頭來幫忙找時,
美女MM開口了:『在你的腳下』
強者我朋友:.....
接著很不好意思的撿了錢還給美女MM,繼續裝酷,不敢看美女MM離去的背影 
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