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這讓我想到來加拿大第二年的聖誕節我割腕的事...
那時我剛剛從寄宿家庭搬出來,手邊可說是要啥沒啥
廚房裡唯一依把刀,是一把約一寸長的德國雙人牌水果刀
是的,我用那把刀切一塊醃肉,醃肉的大小,大約跟一個50片CD的布丁桶一樣大
加上冷凍過,那把小刀,實在是不夠
於是我做了一件很蠢的事:
左手握著肉旋轉,,右手反手拿刀切肉
結果切到中心部位時,右手一滑...
說到這裡我實在不得不佩服德國工業的進步,
那把至少有十年歷史的雙人牌水果刀,就這樣切過我的手腕...
我居然還渾然不覺直到我切下那一片醃肉,才發現 :
我靠,一塊醃肉哪來的這麼多血??該不會是遇上靈異事件了吧...
我拿起醃肉檢查了一便,才發現我左手腕上一個長約2.5公分深達依至二公分的傷口...
而血正從那用噴的出來
我嚇了一大跳,衝去找急救箱...
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別開玩笑了,我那時連急救箱都沒有...
右手用力壓住左手腕,然後一邊衝向廁所,
拉下整捲的衛生紙用力纏注傷口
不到三分鐘,傷口附近的衛生紙已經變成紅色
我只能將左手舉高...讓傷口慢慢止血
先說到這,我去拿飲料...
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