當然是賭俠啦

"這裡有一張A士,經過我一搓,變成一張皺的A士...為什麼會這樣呢?因為我還沒發功呀
我一發功還能變出一副麻將來!!"
"還沒過年呀!怎麼就在放鞭炮","不對呀!好像是槍聲呀!","是也只是空包彈","門都爆開啦"
"怕什麼又不是你爆開了","阿阿,輪到我爆了","會痛嗎","唉唷會呀...","那就證明他們在試驗你"
"怎麼不試驗你呀"...

好笑到我都會背了....