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Golden Member
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我同學在麥當勞打工的時候...因為他輪的那一班都沒啥人...
所以他跟他同事就講好等一下有人進來的時候就喊"歡迎光臨肯德雞"
這時一個客人進來了...當他們喊完後...客人愣住了...
抓抓頭...轉頭看了一下...還走到門外看了好久才又進來...
這時我同學跟他同事已經笑翻了....
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Money
It can buy a House ,But not a Home
It can buy a Bed,But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock,But not Time
It can buy you a Book,But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position,But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine,But not Health
It can buy you Blood,But not Life
So you see money isn't everything.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.....
so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A truer Friend than me you will never find.
CASH ONLY PLEASE
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