PCDVD數位科技討論區 - 轉貼&幽默 - 在WoW貼版的眾人, 是如何換燈泡的?

以下是 WoW 討論版 CM Eyonix的幽默, 覺得這很符合 78 區的情況...XDD

How many World of Warcraft posters does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
6 to share that they were the first to read and respond to the light bulb being changed
5 to convey disatisfaction for failing to be the first to read and respond to the light bulb being changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 proclaimed industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 who claim that they were previously in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
4 to discuss how Paladins need to be fixed
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 to respond to the original post 6 months later to start it all over again.

引言回覆:
Where is this "lighbulb" that you changed? I didn't see it in the patch notes.

the end of the week humor, from the WoW CM Eyonix.
cheers~

best regards

翻譯在下面, 翻的不好請包含^^

在WoW貼版的眾人, 是如何換燈泡的?

1人會換好燈泡, 並貼版說他換好了.
6人會分享,說知道燈泡換過了, 也跟帖說"First!"
5人會老實的承認自己不是那一位換燈泡的而自責.
14人會跳出來說自己也有換過燈泡, 並分享"自己如何換燈泡"的方法.
7人會質疑換燈泡的危險性.
7人會指出起帖人的帖子裡, 有那些錯字, 文法錯誤.
5人會再跳出來罵那改錯的7人, 沒事找事做.
3人會再指出那"伸張正義"的5人所發出的帖子中, 也有錯字, 文法不對.
6人會辯論名字"lightbulb"和"light bulb"是不相同的字, 卻遭到另6人罵"笨蛋"
2人會以專業態度聲明那不單單只是個"燈泡", 那一整個是"檯燈"
15人會引經據典, 聲明那東西可以稱做"燈泡", 沒有錯.
19人會受不了, 指出這帖子分明不該貼在這, 應該移到"燈泡"版或相關討論區去吵.
11人會認為貼在這是允許的, 因為每個人都會用的到"燈泡", 所以可以貼在這.
36人會再爭辨那種換燈泡的方式是最好的, 該去哪買燈泡, 該用那一牌子的燈泡比較好, 什麼樣的燈泡該用什麼方法安裝, 又是什麼樣的燈泡會造成原先那樣的結果.
7人會貼出網址, 提供各種不同的燈泡圖片.
4人會再糾正那7人的網址錯誤, 並提供貼法, 貼上正確網址.
3人會在那些網址中找出與這篇換燈泡相關的文章的重要性, 並提供快速連結.
4人會神來一筆的要求修正Paladin.
5人會指出, 他們將不會在此貼文因為這篇有關燈泡的爭辨.
13會直接回: 找google搜尋就好了, 不用笨到貼文.
然後,
會有1人, 在六個月之後再把這篇挖出來, 再辯一次.

第二篇quote:
所以, 你換過的燈泡在哪呀? 我在更新程式的記事裡找不到.