The Internet is for Porn XD
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPTnxrZeCWE

超好笑的說:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: , 以下是對話
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Kate Monster: Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern – the Internet! THE INTERNET IS REALLY, REALLY GREAT.

Trekkie Monster: FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: I GOT A FAST CONNECTION SO I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT.

Trekkie Monster: FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: THERE'S ALWAYS SOME NEW SITE.

Trekkie Monster: FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: I BROWSE ALL DAY AND NIGHT

Trekkie Monster: FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: IT'S LIKE I'M SURFING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

Trekkie Monster: FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: Trekkie!

Trekkie Monster: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN

Kate Monster: Trekkie! What are you doing?

Trekkie Monster:THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN. WHY YOU THINK THE NET WAS BORN? PORN! PORN! PORN!

Kate Monster: Trekkie Monster!! Get down here!

Trekkie appears next to Kate.

Trekkie Monster: Hello Kate Monster.

Kate Monster: You are ruining my song.

Trekkie Monster: Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to.

Kate Monster: Well, if you wouldn't mind, please, being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

Trekkie Monster: Okey-dokey.

Kate Monster: Good. (sings) I'M GLAD WE HAVE THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY.

Trekkie Monster: FOR PORN. (SORRY)

Kate Monster: WHICH GIVES US UNTOLD OPPORTUNITY.

Trekkie Monster: FOR PORN. (OOPS, SORRY)

Kate Monster: RIGHT FROM YOUR OWN DESKTOP.

Trekkie Monster: FOR P --.

Kate Monster: YOU CAN RESEARCH, BROWSE AND SHOP.

Trekkie Monster: ----.

Kate Monster: UNTIL YOU'VE HAVE ENOUGH AND YOU'RE READY TO STOP!

Trekkie Monster: FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: Trekkie!

Trekkie: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN

Kate: No! Trekkie!

Trekkie Monster: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.

ME UP ALL NIGHT HONKING ME HORN

TO PORN, PORN, PORN!

Kate Monster: That's gross! You're a pervert!

Trekkie Monster: Ahh, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.

Kate Monster: No, really, you're a pervert! Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the Internet!

Trekkie Monster: Ohhhh –

Kate Monster: What?

Trekkie Monster: You have no idea. Ready, normal people?

Rod: Ready!

Gary Coleman: Ready!

Rod: Ready!

Trekkie Monster: Lemme hear it!

Guys: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.

Prinecton: Sorry Kate!

Guys: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.

Prinecton: I masturbate!

Trekkie Monster: All these guys unzip their flies for~

Guys: PORN! PORN! PORN!

Kate Monster: The internet is NOT for porn!

Guys: POOORN, POORN ---

Kate Monster: Hold on a second!

Trekkie Monster: What?

Kate Monster: Now, I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your
portfolio and trade stocks online.

Rod: That's correct.

Kate Monster: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

Rod: Sure.

Kate Monster: And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay!

Gary Coleman: Yes I do.

Kate Monster: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.

Prinecton: True.

Trekkie Monster: But Kate… what do you think we do after, hmmm?

Kate Monster: Ewww!

Trekkie Monster: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.

Kate Monster: Gross!

Guys: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.

Kate Monster: I hate porn!

Guys: GRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLE CLICK FOR
Guys: PORN! PORN! PORN!

Kate Monster: I hate men!

Guys: POOORN

Kate Monster: I hate the internet!

Guys: POOORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR
INTERNET IS FOR

Kate Monster: I'm leaving!

Guys: INTERNET IS FOR PORN!

Avenue Q
裡面有些歌滿有趣的

WoW版

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxkF6EKk8LY

You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want
這首不太好意思在眾人面前聽.....

Kate Monster:
My God, Princeton! Right there! Right there!
That's the spot - that's the spot - okay, a little lower -
okay, now to the left - no, my left - ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

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I thought Kate Monster hates men? :jolin:

兩種版本我都看過了
不過WoW版感覺上沒另一版剪接的好
所以就貼另一版了
:ase

grab your dick and double click...哈

+1
這句話真是太酷了