微軟買下OpenOffice.org了！
 

Ref. http://www.openoffice.org/
Full Press Release: http://0rz.net/e81dk

Microsoft Buys OpenOffice.org!
For an undisclosed sum but reputed to be in the billions, Microsoft's Bill Gates has personally bought the leading open-source desktop project. Saying he "was sick and tired of open-source eating away at his profits," the world's richest man decided to put an end to the nuisance and simply buy OpenOffice.org. It will form part of a growing list of Microsoft acquisitions including several erstwhile competitors, a considerable number of prominent politicians, and a few small governments.

The initially stunned OpenOffice.org community--a happy-go-lucky international band numbering in the hundreds of thousands--later turned to champagne to celebrate their newfound wealth. "Bless Bill!" one happy Torontonian exclaimed, bubbly in hand. "With all this money, I can beat Mark's time in orbit!"

Gates has assured all current OpenOffice.org users that their future migration path to Microsoft Office is guaranteed thanks to OpenOffice.org's faultless support of MS Office files formats. Users can further rest assured that the full functionality currently provided by OpenOffice.org 2.0 will be available in MS-Office 2020 - or possibly 2030.

:D :D :D :D :D :D

4/1~~~~

嗯嗯~~~

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免費office軟體要消失了？

今天是3月32號

April Fool's Day!!




From all of us at OpenOffice.org, we hope you had a good laugh.

很搞笑的文章 :laugh:

不要嚇我@@........
今天一堆消息都不知是真是假orz

蠻好笑的，不過有一個敗筆.....不應該出現在這種併購案的文章裡頭才是...

【 Saying he "was sick and tired of open-source eating away at his profits 】

不過......看到中文標題的時候是震驚了一下，才想到今天是fool's day...:laugh: :D

:stupefy: 4月1日 :stupefy:

看到時嚇到了
後來想到 今天是4月1日XD

這故事編的太爛了!

MS那會買OpenOffice這種不痛不癢的東西.