歐洲英文
 

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.


As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".


In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.


The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing
publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum
tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

... ... :stupefy:

這是笑話吧..................
:flash: :flash: :flash:

Oh, Yeah!
This Euro-English will be temporarily named as UB313-English.
English People had problems to use metric units and never showed any interests to adopt it. Now you expect those subpar intelligent fellows to learn UB313 language in 5 years????!!!! LOL!!!

i could use a good laugh, really. :jolin:

Zatz inkredibl.
Zank god it didn't happn.
:ase

原文出處 .
http://www.slinkycity.com/euro-english.html
English Language Humor - Euro English

http://www.icw-net.com/howto/funstuff/euroengl.htm
funstuff -- EuroEnglish

http://www.ahajokes.com/fp052.html
AhaJokes.com is proud to present ...... Converting to European English!

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=15233
EuroEnglish -- Those crafty Germans!


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