北韓宣布登陸太陽成功
 

from tweaktown.com:
"This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun. 17-year-old Hung Il Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.
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A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".
Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.
The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the "greatest human achievement of our time" - and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered. I wonder if Dennis Rodman considered this a slam dunk for the country."

from UDN:
"這次登日之行，為了避免受太陽炙烈的高溫所傷，洪是趁天未亮摸黑前往，他將帶回一些太陽黑子的樣本敬獻給他叔叔，並在近期內向世人展現這些成果。" :laugh: :laugh:

e04! 這麼晚了害我笑好大聲

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這可不得了了
太陽能量被19號吸了多少去了..... :mad:

朝鮮民主主義人民共和國統治全地球是早晚的事 :mad: :mad:

認真的問現在哪個太空衣搞的定太陽的表面溫度??

這個不是kuso惡搞的新聞嗎？
（是讓大家體會北韓之前許多人造神的新聞對比"金正恩"）

http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032...-sun/index.html

North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the Sun

North Korea sends a 17-year-old man to the Sun, a journey that took just four hours

下次北韓宣布......已成功的穿梭宇宙黑洞

下下次北韓宣布......已穿梭時空.....回到150億年前.....
成功創造宇宙......

因此.....什麼耶穌.....悉達多太子.....聖母瑪利亞....
全都是北韓政府穿梭時空派遣過去的.....

北韓 BJ4
什麼都可能會發生
先打南韓再說唄

不認真回答：就是擋不住，才要摸黑去啊！

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